You are now HATED by the Argent Dawn.

[imported_Franky]

So whats there left to do in WOW after you experience all the end game content, deck yourself out in legendaries, have had your class nerfed to hell and battleground queues suck on your server? You've ranked up in PvP to the top of your server then ranked yourself all the way back down with 1337 dishonorable kills. Whats left? Oh yeah, you can grind reputation! Wait, what if you've done that too? Well.... then theres only one thing left to do..... Be an asshole.




I fly out to Light's Hope Chapel for no particular reason. Hoping to find some easy-to-kill Horde or maybe head to Tyr's Hand to screw with farmers, I don't know. I land and find the outpost somewhat deserted. Dissapointment. Hmm.... there are a few Alliance noobs, how I wished to harass them in some way. Then an idea pops up in my head. I open my reputation tab and set the Exalted Argent Dawn to "At War" and proceed to charge the Argent Dawn Commissioner as some level 58 is turning in his scourgestones. "What the fuck asshole." I smile. I proceed to clear out the rest of Light's Hope. Besides the damn Ironforge Dwarf and the alliance flightmaster everything there is killable.








I grow a little bored of my fun and get another idea. A chance to roleplay *AND* make some gold! Being the great guy that I am I offer the noobs a fair chance to have their dealings with the Argent Dawn. None of them agree to my kind offer. They decide to just sit there and cry instead.



Uh oh, a challenge. Man! The threat from this mage in his Maraudon loot with Fiery Blaze enchant *almost* made me get up and leave.... ALMOST. He refused to duel.



Don't you hate it when people try to tell you how to play? I can be a Shadow Priest if I want to, I can be a Moonkin if I want to, I can ROLEPLAY if I want to. You're not the boss of me. Roleplaying is not against TOS Miss "Hugznkisses" but your fucking stupid name *IS.* Congratulations, a GM will be contacting you shortly!



Finally! Some like-minded folk who understand my cause. They buffed me. So friendly!



I reward my new allies with.... what else... CANDY. The inscription insures them of my determination to follow them anywhere and protect them from forces that would try to turn them to evil.



I notice a handsome young paladin and I offer him a token of my affection. Sadly, he refuses. I cry.



Not much to say, fucking undead shouldn't be a part of the Argent Dawn *anyways*.



Why don't people like me. I don't understand.





Why else?



I was stroking myself after that.



After having to dispatch of some Horde I was low on health, I humbly asked for a heal.



Some private chit chat with a friend in Ironforge.... apparently news of the WAR has spread farther then I thought.



Four hours later, You are now hated with Argent Dawn. Man... that was SO much easier and fun then grinding my reputation *UP.* Why couldn't Blizzard have designed it to work this way?



My farewell. Off to Moonglade. Druids are gay.


Original thread:

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/th...&T=8055299&P=1

Your my hero now and forever. I thank you for your service. you win 10 internets.

I wish I had gear to kill everyone like that.

I almost feel like doing this myself now

<3

This was so damn funny. I lauged the whole time reading it. Thanks for the entertainment.

I want to have your babies
<3

You so rock <3

OMFG...too funny...

I love the people crying and wanting to report you. I mean...why else can you select "At War" with AD if they didn't want you to have the option to kill them?

Upon this knowledge, I too shall wage war against the evil empire that is Argent Dawn.

you're a wanker mate

man you are a moron kid, go beat off or somthing.

[imported_Franky]

Originally Posted by Unregistered

man you are a moron kid, go beat off or somthing.

What do you think I was doing to pass the time grinding my rep down?

So damn fun, <3

Hahahaha, rocks mate! Keep up the good fight!

haha, so funny!

this made faction grinding seem almost fun, almost

The Argent Dawn has taken up to much of our time, about time someone put a stop to it all! /HAIL

You win cookies, cakes and the eternal respect of Vin Diesel. Oh, and I want to have your babies. Thank you!

I quit WoW recently, but you've given me the inspiration to go back to Lightbringer and be a complete ass to everyone! Great stuff mate, nice gear too btw...

That's so funny! I think I'm gonna go be a total douchebag too! It sounds so fun to dedicate my pitiful existence to solely piss off other people.

Factions that deserve to die:

Stormweedle Cartel: All four of them.

Shen'Dralar or w/e. They are useless.

I wonder if you can kill BG factions =/.

Dark Moon Fair, Kill them all! every month!

Timbermaw. Damn fulborg, need to die.

Thorium Brotherhood, greedy bastards, they want all the Dark Iron Ore for themselves.

Zandalar Tribe. They need to learn to take care of their own religious problems on their own.

Brood of w/e the hell the name is for AQ. Mighty dragons can't kill bugs. Retarded.

Hydraxian Waterlord. Water > Fire. Why can't they go kill Rag. alone..? Why do we get crappy loot from just a powerful leader? Gay.

Did I miss anything?

thats so funny that noobs wanted to report you. you cant report people for killing npc's. if you raid a town and kill all the npc's that all well in good, you cant be reported for that.. that really funny , grats on being hated with AD

Actually you can be reported and banned for killing npcs. Your just lucky you didnt get reported.

He's on a pvp server, almost nothing is reportable, pretty sure you could kite kazzak to SW on a pvp server and not get banned, pve servers are a lot different

If it wasn't allowed, why would blizz allow you to click "At War" with them?

Originally Posted by Unregistered

If it wasn't allowed, why would blizz allow you to click "At War" with them?

QFT

hilarious! wheres the sequel!

Oh...my......a-god.....Frany I fackin love you man, you are my hero! I've never laughed like that about a game in my life. Bless you, and GOD SPEED!

Oh...my......a-god.....Frany I fackin love you man, you are my hero! I've never laughed like that about a game in my life. Bless you, and GOD SPEED!

That was the funniest thing I've ever read!! You rock Franky!

Must do this on a RP PvP server - there would be pretty much no way to report you for it, as it IS RP, on top of the looser rules from a PvP server!

WTG, Viro

Now i wanna play wow again! i want to be just like u franky boy!

i've never laughed this much for a loooong time! bless u man!

It does indeed rock! It's annoying to be sure, but it's only 4 hours... However being the low on wisdom warrior you are you will prolly not have noticed the corruption has spread to Ironforge, Stormwind and Darnassus.......
Did you not know that yet?

Really funny. It's sad that the game doesn't give the chance to experience the game fully and at the same time playing the way you like... It'd be much better if we could ally against other factions and such.

OMFG!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!
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YOU'RE MY GOD!!!!!!

I love U!!!!
Will you marry me ??

your right franky end game raiding sucks, now im off to destroy booty bay and become the admiral of the bloodsail buccaneers. time is money friend!

Wow that was totally hilarious! I too wish I had the gear to go pull that kind of stunt, because that would be great to spread the war to all the servers, both horde and alliance =þ

lol, you are so cool.

You should roll a horde toon and fail the test of lore quest so you can murder all stupid npc in orgrimmar...kill the flight master, auctioneers, bankers, anyone you want without the horde be able to stop you

Chuck Norris has noticed you

Originally Posted by Unregistered

lol, you are so cool.

You should roll a horde toon and fail the test of lore quest so you can murder all stupid npc in orgrimmar...kill the flight master, auctioneers, bankers, anyone you want without the horde be able to stop you

I did that already.

I have a lvl 60 undead priest on Shattered Hand. when I'm bored I go fail the quest and I go to the war quarter in orgrimmar, jump up on the tents, and sw the av battlemaster and he whirlwinds and kills a dozen noobs then goes into evade mode.

You wont get into naxxramas now ;]
Happy grinding to neutral again.